Puns about Transport (On the Road) - page 2

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
11. I don't know how to put on a helmet - the whole idea goes right over my head.
  3.3 stars
12. The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening. He loved recycling.
  3.3 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
13. Purchasing tires made me aware of inflationary pressures.
  3.3 stars
Jim - Kentucky
14. As the carburettor chuckled to the air filter, 'I guess the choke's on me!'
  3.3 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
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15. What do you call a pig in a rickshaw? Pulled pork.
  3.3 stars
Hayden - Texas
16. John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet. It is the torque of the town.
  3.3 stars
RJS - New Zealand
17. Quasimodo bought a Ford Focus. It became known as the hatchback of Notre Dame.
  3.3 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
18. These reversing cameras are great. Since I got one I haven't looked back.
  3.3 stars
Kiwi Kawika - Auckland
19. When I got the bill for the engine rebuild, I blew a gasket!
  3.2 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
20. I had a friend that collected police cars, ambulances and fire trucks. It was an estate of emergency when he died.
  3.2 stars
Pat - Boone, NC

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