Puns about Transport (On the Road) - page 3

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21. My son wanted a scooter. When I told him they are too dangerous, he moped around the house.
  3.1 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
22. The best street for locating a gas station is Fillmore Avenue.
  3.0 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
23. A German vegetarian drives a Volks Vegan.
  3.0 stars
24. The drama instructor preferred to travel by stagecoach.
  3.0 stars
Sam - Huntington Beach, CA
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25. Tubeless is a product of tireless effort!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
26. A car can't make you high, but can a bus?
  3.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
27. He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.
  2.9 stars
William - Birmingham, AL
28. Anyone hear about that dictionary that fell into the river? It was un-a-bridged.
  2.9 stars
29. I wanted a car but I couldn't a Ford oneF.
  2.9 stars
Simon - Scarborough
30. Bridge tolls have increased significantly over a 5 year span.
  2.8 stars
Sammy - Highland, New York

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