Puns about Transport (On the Road) - page 3

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
21. My son wanted a scooter. When I told him they are too dangerous, he moped around the house.
  3.1 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
22. A car can't make you high, but can a bus?
  3.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
23. The best street for locating a gas station is Fillmore Avenue.
  3.0 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
24. A German vegetarian drives a Volks Vegan.
  3.0 stars
25. The drama instructor preferred to travel by stagecoach.
  3.0 stars
Sam - Huntington Beach, CA
26. Tubeless is a product of tireless effort!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
27. When the car failed the inspection due to faulty stopping ability, the cars' owner said: 'Give me a break.'
  3.0 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
28. He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.
  2.9 stars
William - Birmingham, AL
29. Bridge tolls have increased significantly over a 5 year span.
  2.8 stars
Sammy - Highland, New York
30. When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed.
  2.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida

Vote for pun number:
Awful
Lame
Okay
Amusing
Excellent