Puns about Transport (On the Road) - page 4

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31. When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed.
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Joseph Leff - Florida
32. You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
33. The Hobbits were put in charge of collecting highway revenue because they're just so Tolkien.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
34. I can Harley wait to get my motorbike license.
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elaine - b.c.canada
35. What do you call a car that has been copied? A replicar.
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36. Attire goes on a wheel.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
37. Buzz Lightyear was following a Japanese luxury car on the highway. When he pulled around to pass, he shouted, "To Infiniti and beyond."
  2.7 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
38. Synchronization of gears in modern bicycles is cognitively demanding.
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Sivanandan - Sydney
39. Of all the philosophers, Descartes can carry the most things.
  2.5 stars
40. Walter struggled with stopping his car in driving school. You might say he was breaking bad.
  2.5 stars
Jared F - Chicago

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