Puns about Transport (On the Road) - page 5

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41. The poet wrote an ode about a tractor. It was a classic case of man verses machine.
  2.5 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
42. Don't waste kindness on a rotary engine - they never reciprocate.
  2.5 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
43. The knight stood on the shoulder of the road, looking at his disabled car. He shook his head and said, 'Chevrolet is dead.'
  2.4 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
44. I recycle. I just bought a used Harley.
  2.0 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
45. The crumpled SUV gave evidence of its owner's finely-hooned driving skills.
  1.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
46. Tube tyres are not a patch on tubeless ones!
  1.7 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
47. Oncology is the study of car horns.
  1.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
48. Carrot is auto rust.
  1.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
49. Guys who drive in retractable convertibles with remote control often hoodwink others!
  1.6 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
50. Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring.
  1.5 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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