Puns about Transport (Away from Home)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
  4.1 stars
LEP DOG - south Africa
2. The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
  4.0 stars
JerryJokes - STL
3. Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
  3.8 stars
4. I usually take steps to avoid elevators.
  3.8 stars
5. I've never taken an elevator to the basement floor, that's just beneath me.
  3.8 stars
6. I don't like tops of stairs. They always bring me down.
  3.8 stars
HMA - Liverpool
7. There was a ghost at the hotel, so they called for an inn spectre.
  3.6 stars
8. I tried to pack myself in a suitcase. I could hardly contain myself.
  3.5 stars
9. I just got back from a statistical probability conference. It was average.
  3.4 stars
Mitch - Columbus, OH
10. An elevator makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits.
  3.4 stars

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