Puns about Transport (Away from Home)
|1.||I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
|2.||The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
JerryJokes - STL
|3.||Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
Deep Sky Dan - MD
|4.||I usually take steps to avoid elevators.
Logan Barer - CT
|5.||I've never taken an elevator to the basement floor, that's just beneath me.|
|6.||I don't like tops of stairs. They always bring me down.
HMA - Liverpool
|7.||There was a ghost at the hotel, so they called for an inn spectre.|
|8.||I tried to pack myself in a suitcase. I could hardly contain myself.|
|9.||I just got back from a statistical probability conference. It was average.
Mitch - Columbus, OH
|10.||An elevator makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits.|