Puns about Food (Coffee)

1. The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
  3.8 stars
Eighty - Winchester
2. Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
  3.8 stars
3. Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'.
  3.8 stars
4. What do you call it when cafe customers joke about their coffee? A brewhaha.
  3.5 stars
Stu - Los Angeles
5. Coffee has bean the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
  3.3 stars
6. Snakes don't drink coffee because it makes them viperactive.
  3.3 stars
7. When he spilled coffee on her shirt she showed him dis-stain.
  3.2 stars
8. Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they really know how to espresso themselves.
  3.2 stars
L_DTemp3 - Sunny Sutton
9. Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
  3.0 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
10. Is coffee your daily grind?
  3.0 stars

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