Puns about Food (Coffee)

1.	The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago. Eighty - Winchester
2.	Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'.
3.	Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
4.	When he spilled coffee on her shirt she showed him dis-stain.
5.	The coffee around here is break fluid.
6.	Is coffee your daily grind?
7.	Coffee has bean the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
8.	Does a coffee shop have the grounds to operate in the black?
9.	Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they really know how to espresso themselves. L_DTemp3 - Sunny Sutton
10.	The concession stand at the circus had very good coffee. It was the greatest joe on earth. SGT Snorkel - Iowa