Puns about Food (Coffee)
Subcategory: Coffee · Restaurants · Bakers and Cooks · Drinks · Kinds of Food · Dieting · Misc. Food Puns · Ice Cream · Waffles
|1.||The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
Eighty - Winchester
|2.||Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'.|
|3.||Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.|
|4.||Coffee has bean the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.|
|5.||Snakes don't drink coffee because it makes them viperactive.|
|6.||When he spilled coffee on her shirt she showed him dis-stain.|
|7.||Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they really know how to espresso themselves.
L_DTemp3 - Sunny Sutton
|8.||Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
|9.||Does a coffee shop have the grounds to operate in the black?|
|10.||The coffee around here is break fluid.|