Puns about Food (Coffee)
Subcategory: Coffee · Restaurants · Bakers and Cooks · Drinks · Kinds of Food · Dieting · Misc. Food Puns
|1.||The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
Eighty - Winchester
|2.||Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'.|
|3.||Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.|
|4.||When he spilled coffee on her shirt she showed him dis-stain.|
|5.||The coffee around here is break fluid.|
|6.||Is coffee your daily grind?|
|7.||Coffee has bean the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.|
|8.||Does a coffee shop have the grounds to operate in the black?|
|9.||Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they really know how to espresso themselves.
L_DTemp3 - Sunny Sutton
|10.||The concession stand at the circus had very good coffee. It was the greatest joe on earth.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa