Puns about Food (Coffee)

1. The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
Eighty - Winchester
3.8 stars
2. Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'. 3.8 stars
3. Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems. 3.8 stars
4. Coffee has bean the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion. 3.3 stars
5. Snakes don't drink coffee because it makes them viperactive. 3.2 stars
6. When he spilled coffee on her shirt she showed him dis-stain. 3.2 stars
7. Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they really know how to espresso themselves.
L_DTemp3 - Sunny Sutton
3.2 stars
8. Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
3.0 stars
9. Does a coffee shop have the grounds to operate in the black? 3.0 stars
10. The coffee around here is break fluid. 3.0 stars

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