Puns about Food (Coffee)
Subcategory: Coffee · Restaurants · Bakers and Cooks · Drinks · Kinds of Food · Dieting · Misc. Food Puns
|1.||Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'.|
|2.||The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
Eighty - Winchester
|3.||Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.|
|4.||Coffee has bean the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.|
|5.||When he spilled coffee on her shirt she showed him dis-stain.|
|6.||Snakes don't drink coffee because it makes them viperactive.|
|7.||Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they really know how to espresso themselves.
L_DTemp3 - Sunny Sutton
|8.||The coffee around here is break fluid.|
|9.||Does a coffee shop have the grounds to operate in the black?|
|10.||Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR