Puns about Food (Coffee)

11. I just had some coffee that was good only for its sedimental value. 2.9 stars
12. Selling coffee has its perks for those who have bean so lucky. 2.9 stars
13. What do people buy coffee with? Starbucks.
Tristan
2.8 stars
14. The author wasn't pleased to see a review of his book on cappuccino's. It said it was all froth and no substance.
HMA - Liverpool
2.8 stars
15. When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar. 2.6 stars
16. If you spend too much time in the coffee shop you'll be latte for work.
OGM
2.4 stars
17. My wife is trying to lose weight but continues to frequent the coffee shops for rich beverages and delicacies. You could say she is making a moccary of her diet.
Costas Chryssafis - New Zealand
2.4 stars
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