Puns about Food (Restaurants)

1.	When the waiter was asked if crabs were served in his restauraunt he replied - oh yes ... we serve anybody!
2.	When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, "this one is on me."
3.	Waiters are good at multiplication because they know their tables.
4.	He dined with her at the local beanery and was immediately inflatuated. Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
5.	The diners were fully sated, unaware that the wurst was yet to come. punkinhead - CO
6.	I started to work at a seafood buffet, but then I pulled a mussel.
7.	A restaurant decided to serve submarine sandwiches but later went under.
8.	I don't like hanging out at the pancake house, that place gives me the crepes! The Big Pun - Nairobi, Kenya
9.	He got fired at the coffee shop for coming to work in a T-shirt.
10.	Every oven in the restaurant was broken. The patrons got a raw deal.