Puns about Food (Restaurants)

1.	The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum. Sam - Huntington Beach, CA
2.	When the waiter was asked if crabs were served in his restauraunt he replied - oh yes ... we serve anybody!
3.	When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, "this one is on me."
4.	He dined with her at the local beanery and was immediately inflatuated. Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
5.	Waiters are good at multiplication because they know their tables.
6.	If you believe restaurants always overcook steaks, then you probably order them rarely. toby - morgantown, wv
7.	The diners were fully sated, unaware that the wurst was yet to come. punkinhead - CO
8.	I started to work at a seafood buffet, but then I pulled a mussel.
9.	I don't like hanging out at the pancake house, that place gives me the crepes! The Big Pun - Nairobi, Kenya
10.	A restaurant decided to serve submarine sandwiches but later went under.