Puns about Food (Restaurants)

Subcategory: Coffee · Restaurants · Bakers and Cooks · Drinks · Kinds of Food · Dieting · Misc. Food Puns · Ice Cream · Waffles
1. A relief map shows where the restrooms are.
  3.9 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
2. What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin.
  3.9 stars
3. The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
  3.8 stars
Sam - Huntington Beach, CA
4. Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalized? It was an act of wonton destruction.
  3.7 stars
5. If you believe restaurants always overcook steaks, then you probably order them rarely.
  3.7 stars
toby - morgantown, wv
6. The Three Little Pigs order off the vegan menu, but Mary Had a Little Lamb.
  3.6 stars
reif - hawaii
7. When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, "this one is on me."
  3.6 stars
8. He carried the rum above his head, because he needed to lift his spirits.
  3.5 stars
9. Waiters are good at multiplication because they know their tables.
  3.5 stars
10. The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
  3.5 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand

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