Puns about Food (Bakers and Cooks)

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1. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
  4.0 stars
Lola - Salina, KS
2. A good baker will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do.
  3.8 stars
3. The baker had only half the flour he needed so he decided to make short bread.
  3.7 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
4. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
  3.7 stars
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5. Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
  3.5 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
6. A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef.
  3.5 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
7. Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life.
  3.5 stars
Matt - Austin, TX
8. There was a cook that had mushroom for improvement.
  3.4 stars
9. Bakers earn the majority of their income in the morning, they earn most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.
  3.4 stars
emelvee - North Carolina
10. When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.
  3.3 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR

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