Puns about Food (Bakers and Cooks)

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1. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
  4.0 stars
Lola - Salina, KS
2. A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
  3.8 stars
3. A good baker will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do.
  3.8 stars
4. The baker had only half the flour he needed so he decided to make short bread.
  3.7 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
5. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
  3.7 stars
6. Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
  3.5 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
7. Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life.
  3.5 stars
Matt - Austin, TX
8. A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef.
  3.4 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
9. There was a cook that had mushroom for improvement.
  3.4 stars
10. Bakers earn the majority of their income in the morning, they earn most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.
  3.4 stars
emelvee - North Carolina

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