Puns about Food (Bakers and Cooks) - page 2

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11. When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.
  3.3 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
12. The chef took some cheese and made some grate things.
  3.3 stars
13. When asked about rumors that he owned a bakery, Shakespeare replied, 'It's much a-dough about muffin.'
  3.3 stars
Beakybird - Illinois, USA
14. The Chinese chef maliciously dumped a hot broth with dumplings on an obnoxious customer. It was a wanton soup attack.
  3.3 stars
Rob R - B'albin NY
15. The crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast.
  3.3 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
16. They met in cooking class. It was boil meets grill.
  3.3 stars
17. Learning how to bake a cake is easy - it's just mind over batter.
  3.3 stars
GerryB - Canada
18. When asked what it takes to be a great cook the chef said that it boils down to beating the other chefs to the cutting edge recipes.
  3.3 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
19. That Italian chef is really annoying. He's making a pesto himself.
  3.2 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
20. Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'.
  3.2 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida

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