Puns about Food (Drinks)

41.	They said he drank 2 bottles of whisky a day, but it wasn't true. He had to scotch those rumours right away. HMA - Liverpool
42.	They took soft drinks off the menu just to sprite people. Delfoam - Bay Town
43.	As to alcohol, sea captains harbor a love of port.
44.	Hard water is sometimes used to make soft drinks.
45.	There is rarely a sale on beer because the demand is always high so there's no need to create a buzz. Michael
46.	The sergeant drank whiskey in order to be fortified in his position.
47.	Alcohol is a crash diet.
48.	Wow, thanks for the tea. I'm glad I got to Chai it. Trout - SD

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