Puns about Food (Drinks) - page 5

41. I was looking for something to drink my drink with, I was clutching at straws.
  2.6 stars
42. The sergeant drank whiskey in order to be fortified in his position.
  2.6 stars
43. Yogi had a whiskey, water, and tea drink every night. He was a toddy bear.
  2.5 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
44. There is rarely a sale on beer because the demand is always high so there's no need to create a buzz.
  2.5 stars
45. We should make a beer commercial. It sounds simply intoxicating.
  2.4 stars
Valiant Reuben - Your Heart
46. Wow, thanks for the tea. I'm glad I got to Chai it.
  2.4 stars
Trout - SD
47. For those who enjoy a large port after dinner, try Rotterdam.
  2.3 stars
48. Everytime I drink red wine I end up getting a cab.
  2.2 stars
Brian - Summerville, SC
49. If I had to guess, he was drinking a tequila surmise.
  2.2 stars
Sourav - Evanston
50. Chardonnay may not be champagne, but it's still wine.
  2.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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