Puns about Food (Kinds of Food)
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Misc. Food Puns
| 1. | Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. | |
| 2. | A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. | |
| 3. | I get my large circumference from too much pi. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 4. | What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese. | |
| 5. | If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster. | |
| 6. | There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked. | |
| 7. | A butcher shop opened on the 10th floor. The steaks were high. | |
| 8. | Charles fell into the meat grinder. Now he's ground Chuck. Traybee - Georgetown, SC
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| 9. | A perfectly spherical pumpkin makes good pi. | |
| 10. | No one wanted to see the naked banana. I guess it just lacked appeal! Lachandra - Columbus OH
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