Puns about Food (Kinds of Food)

Subcategory: Coffee · Restaurants · Bakers and Cooks · Drinks · Kinds of Food · Dieting · Misc. Food Puns
1. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4.0 stars
2. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. 3.9 stars
3. I get my large circumference from too much pi.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.9 stars
4. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese. 3.8 stars
5. If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster. 3.8 stars
6. There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked. 3.8 stars
7. A butcher shop opened on the 10th floor. The steaks were high. 3.6 stars
8. Charles fell into the meat grinder. Now he's ground Chuck.
Traybee - Georgetown, SC
3.6 stars
9. A perfectly spherical pumpkin makes good pi. 3.5 stars
10. No one wanted to see the naked banana. I guess it just lacked appeal!
Lachandra - Columbus OH
3.5 stars
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