Puns about Food (Kinds of Food) - page 2

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11. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
12. What was the leader of Russia's favourite food? Czardines!
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jjwees - Bako Ca.
13. I used to not like Newtons, but now they're my favorite snack. Go fig.
  3.3 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
14. My friend brought me a Swedish cake. I later discovered it was Stollen.
  3.2 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
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15. I've been eating a lot of pasta lately I think it's becoming a part of my daily rotini!
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16. For breakfast, Shrek liked eggs ogre easy.
  3.1 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
17. Why are you enjoying life while eating hotdogs? Because you're relishing the moment.
  3.1 stars
18. My stuffing was bad, so I got some sage advice.
  3.0 stars
rex - indy
19. I've baked you some rock cakes, take your pick.
  3.0 stars
20. It was a big pizza, but I ate olive it.
  3.0 stars

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