Puns about Food (Kinds of Food) - page 3

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21. The organic herb farmer was accused of dilly dallying around by his wife Rosemary, when he spent too much thyme trying to become a sage.
  2.9 stars
22. Long lines at fast food cause wait gain.
  2.9 stars
reif - hawaii
23. Rather than be fired from the borscht factory, I beet them to the punch by telling them to take their job and schav it.
  2.9 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
24. I had a problem with my boiled egg this morning. I've cracked it now!
  2.8 stars
Twiggyspellcaster - Peterborough
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25. My noodle soup doesn't taste that good. It really laksa certain quality.
  2.8 stars
Sophia - Christchurch, New Zealand
26. I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
  2.7 stars
27. What is my favorite kind of pie on Thanksgiving? Pun kin, of course!
  2.7 stars
Thull - Az
28. Lack of ram may preclude rack of lamb.
  2.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
29. Why was the orange sad? He had peelings for the apple.
  2.7 stars
30. Pocket bread stuffed with pocket bread makes a pitaful excuse for a sandwich.
  2.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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