Puns about Food (Kinds of Food) - page 4

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31. After the first hamburger press was made and became very successful, the inventor got a patty on the back.
  2.6 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
32. What do cupcakes use in the summer time? A sprinkler.
  2.6 stars
33. A lettuce will Romaine a lettuce Cos it is.
  2.6 stars
Hart Of Glass - Cambourne UK
34. My mom asked me what kind cheese I wanted, and I havarti made my decision.
  2.6 stars
35. Two tropical fruits fought in a cage match - it was mango a mango.
  2.6 stars
kn - st paul, mn
36. What do you find on the floor of the mozzarella forest? Cheese sticks.
  2.6 stars
37. I have trouble digesting chick peas - whenever I eat hummus, I falafel.
  2.5 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
38. An egg pulls a cart with a yolk.
  2.4 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
39. I don't use too much wine in making charosis for Passover, lest I get charosis of the liver.
  2.4 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
40. I couldn't think of a grate cheese pun so I thought a mature one would brie better.
  2.3 stars

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