Puns about Food (Kinds of Food)

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51. Have you heard about the sheep who worked in a fish and chip shop? One was a battering ram.
egostate - Derby,UK
2.9 stars
52. He was so pickled that he was hard of herring. 2.9 stars
53. On cooking shows, there is little margerine of error. 2.9 stars
54. The pod vegetables I bought for the gumbo I was making were so-so. They were medi-okra.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2.9 stars
55. An acquaintance of mine let me try his mixture of basil, olive oil, garlic, and ground pine nuts. We immediately became pesto friends.
The Pundit - Tulsa, OK
2.9 stars
56. After he swallowed a whip, he got a real tongue-lashing. 2.9 stars
57. Some people think pickles are dill-icious. 2.9 stars
58. You often hear of a good wine through the grapevine. 2.9 stars
59. What do you call a pun sandwich? A punini. 2.9 stars
60. In some countries steaks are rare but if you can find one well done! 2.9 stars
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