Puns about Food (Kinds of Food)
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Misc. Food Puns
| 61. | If you take alphabet soup on vacation, pack it in your upper case. | |
| 62. | The white beets were returned to the produce supplier because they were chard beyond recognition. | |
| 63. | What it boils down to is this: eggs taste good. | |
| 64. | To keep someone from stealing your shipments of smoked salmon, secure them with lox. punkinhead - CO
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| 65. | What do you say when someone takes your cheese? Leave my provologne. | |
| 66. | Why do people preserve fruits and vegetables? Because they 'can'. | |
| 67. | He always ate hot dogs with relish and gave his condiments to the chef. | |
| 68. | When negotiating whether to share your french fries, you have quite a few bargaining chips. | |
| 69. | Why did the dairy churn? The less said, the butter ... Punkenstein - Hamilton, Ohio
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| 70. | Sweet potatoes? I yam impressed! kevin |

