Puns about Food (Kinds of Food)

Subcategory: Coffee · Restaurants · Bakers and Cooks · Drinks · Kinds of Food · Dieting · Misc. Food Puns
61. If you take alphabet soup on vacation, pack it in your upper case. 2.9 stars
62. The white beets were returned to the produce supplier because they were chard beyond recognition. 2.9 stars
63. What it boils down to is this: eggs taste good. 2.9 stars
64. To keep someone from stealing your shipments of smoked salmon, secure them with lox.
punkinhead - CO
2.9 stars
65. What do you say when someone takes your cheese? Leave my provologne. 2.9 stars
66. Why do people preserve fruits and vegetables? Because they 'can'. 2.9 stars
67. He always ate hot dogs with relish and gave his condiments to the chef. 2.9 stars
68. When negotiating whether to share your french fries, you have quite a few bargaining chips. 2.8 stars
69. Why did the dairy churn? The less said, the butter ...
Punkenstein - Hamilton, Ohio
2.8 stars
70. Sweet potatoes? I yam impressed!
kevin
2.8 stars
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