Puns about Food (Dieting)

1.	Successful dieters might win the Nobelly prize.
2.	A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
3.	Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it all.
4.	Advertisement: 'New study on obesity looks for larger test group.'
5.	A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
6.	How do spacemen add more protein to their diet? They make it meteor. Allyson - California
7.	Get him on a diet? Fat chance!
8.	He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.
9.	Some people don't like food going to waist.
10.	There is a growing body of obesity research.