Puns about Food (Dieting) - page 3

21. Cottage cheese diet: eating your curds and weigh.
  3.0 stars
22. The dieter was at his width's end.
  3.0 stars
23. The diet industry enjoys a heavy bottom line.
  3.0 stars
24. Some diets cause a gut reaction.
  2.9 stars
25. He went on a cheese diet in order to cheddar few pounds.
  2.9 stars
26. The size a dieter would like to get to is the sighs of relief.
  2.9 stars
27. For years, the fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears - he now eats everything with sorghums.
  2.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
28. Helen didn't like it even if she gained one troy ounce.
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29. If you get too thin you just might be a human bean.
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30. Sign at a place where you lose weight: 'Stop Look and Lessen'.
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