Puns about Food (Dieting) - page 3

21. Cottage cheese diet: eating your curds and weigh.
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22. The dieter was at his width's end.
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23. The diet industry enjoys a heavy bottom line.
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24. Some diets cause a gut reaction.
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25. He went on a cheese diet in order to cheddar few pounds.
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26. The size a dieter would like to get to is the sighs of relief.
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27. Helen didn't like it even if she gained one troy ounce.
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28. For years, the fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears - he now eats everything with sorghums.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
29. If you get too thin you just might be a human bean.
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30. Sign at a place where you lose weight: 'Stop Look and Lessen'.
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