Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns)
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Misc. Food Puns
| 1. | When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. | |
| 2. | A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies. St Crispun - Southampton UK
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| 3. | I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. | |
| 4. | When making butter there is little margarine for error. Cole - Edmonton
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| 5. | I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak. Gabe - Seattle WA
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| 6. | When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder. | |
| 7. | The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands. | |
| 8. | Her company distributes gift boxed cashews and she has a delivery guy that drives her nuts. SF - Newtown, OH
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| 9. | A cannibal's favourite game is 'swallow the leader'. | |
| 10. | I dropped a tub of margarine in the kitchen and ended up with a Parkay floor. Adele - Bohemia, NY
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