Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns)

1.	When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
2.	A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies. St Crispun - Southampton UK
3.	I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
4.	When making butter there is little margarine for error. Cole - Edmonton
5.	I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak. Gabe - Seattle WA
6.	When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
7.	The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
8.	Her company distributes gift boxed cashews and she has a delivery guy that drives her nuts. SF - Newtown, OH
9.	A cannibal's favourite game is 'swallow the leader'.
10.	I dropped a tub of margarine in the kitchen and ended up with a Parkay floor. Adele - Bohemia, NY