Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns)

1.	A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies. St Crispun - Southampton UK
2.	When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
3.	I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
4.	When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
5.	The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
6.	Her company distributes gift boxed cashews and she has a delivery guy that drives her nuts. SF - Newtown, OH
7.	A cannibal's favourite game is 'swallow the leader'.
8.	Colonels don't carry guns because packing heat could cause them to pop.
9.	Rosemary was always late delivering packages. This prompted the head of International Herbs & Spices to call her supervisor, demanding to speak to the parcel sage about Rosemary and time.
10.	The cannibal passed his brother in the woods.