Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns) - page 3

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21. The cannibal hitman preferred take out food.
  3.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
22. The food they serve to guards can last for sentries.
  3.0 stars
23. What kind of pumpkin protects castles? A royal gourd!
  3.0 stars
24. Even covered in salad dressing my lettuce looked bare, so I put some cloves on it.
  3.0 stars
Simon Hodsden - Australia
25. I get distracted by all the meats in the deli section, must be my short attention spam.
  3.0 stars
Chapman - Aus
26. Eating breakfast in front of the TV at the same time every day turns the meal into a serial.
  3.0 stars
stevesw - USA
27. Two loaves of bread wanted to get married, so they eloafed.
  3.0 stars
28. Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven.
  3.0 stars
29. His beard is so thick, when he eats food he mustache some of it away for later.
  2.9 stars
EdC - Westport
30. The deer grabbed the gun and gave the hunter a taste of his own venison.
  2.8 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR

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