Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns) - page 3

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21. The cannibal hitman preferred take out food.
  3.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
22. I get distracted by all the meats in the deli section, must be my short attention spam.
  3.1 stars
Chapman - Aus
23. What kind of pumpkin protects castles? A royal gourd!
  3.0 stars
24. Eating breakfast in front of the TV at the same time every day turns the meal into a serial.
  3.0 stars
stevesw - USA
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25. The food they serve to guards can last for sentries.
  3.0 stars
26. Two loaves of bread wanted to get married, so they eloafed.
  3.0 stars
27. Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven.
  3.0 stars
28. Even covered in salad dressing my lettuce looked bare, so I put some cloves on it.
  3.0 stars
Simon Hodsden - Australia
29. My friend came around for dinner. We ate for 20 minutes, then he fainted again.
  2.9 stars
A Low Key - Leeds
30. His beard is so thick, when he eats food he mustache some of it away for later.
  2.9 stars
EdC - Westport

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