Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns) - page 4

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31. 'I agree with you wholeheartedly,' said the artichoke grower.
  2.8 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
32. The deer grabbed the gun and gave the hunter a taste of his own venison.
  2.8 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
33. Gravy is baste on turkey drippings.
  2.8 stars
EdC - Westport
34. People who eat their apples stem and seed and all improve their core values.
  2.8 stars
35. A man was ambidextrous, he could eat sugar with both hands.
  2.7 stars
36. I met a man who loves eating couches. I think he has a suite tooth.
  2.7 stars
Adam - Belfast, UK
37. Why did the piece of cheese go to the gym? To get shredded!
  2.7 stars
LGL - North Carolina
38. Can a Free-Range chicken be cooked on a stove you bought?
  2.7 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
39. The Vatican's supplier of duck eggs is elected by sacred balut.
  2.6 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
40. The produce grocer keeps his eyes peeled for potatoes and slips through bunches of bananas every week at the farmers market.
  2.6 stars

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