Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns) - page 5

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41. No yelling on weekdays if you eat my dessert, but I scream Sunday.
  2.5 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
42. You gotta be careful of corn at night. They can be early creepy with their husky voices and seedy appearance. Why, they even cob right out and tell you to shuck it right to your face.
  2.4 stars
Gurp - Washington
43. Two carnivores eat steak when they meat.
  2.4 stars
reif - hawaii
44. The terrorist's oven was a weapon of mass convection.
  2.4 stars
Mikeius - California
45. The rotting food in the garbage can behind the restaurant was covered with flies. To the vectors go the spoils.
  2.3 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
46. I ate a curry that was so spicy it put me in a korma.
  2.3 stars
Bostan - Leeds
47. My vacuum flask is hopeless and it's a top of the range model - that's the only place it will keep anything warm.
  1.9 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
48. If zombies have to eat brains, does that make them obligate cognivores?
  1.9 stars
Michael Bauers - United States
49. After Thanksgiving dinner, I was as stuffed as a turkey!
  1.8 stars
50. I can spread, butter won't.
  1.5 stars

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