Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns)

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41. Duncan sees donuts as his worst problem so he figures he dozen have to worry too much. 2.6 stars
42. My friend came around for dinner. We ate for 20 minutes, then he fainted again.
A Low Key - Leeds
2.6 stars
43. The smartest nut mixtures have some macadamia. 2.4 stars
44. When the butter melted, it was rendered useless. 2.2 stars
45. Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue.
HMA - Liverpool
2.1 stars
46. You gotta be careful of corn at night. They can be early creepy with their husky voices and seedy appearance. Why, they even cob right out and tell you to shuck it right to your face.
Gurp - Washington
2.1 stars
47. What's the funniest bunch of fruit? A pun-net of strawberries! 1.6 stars
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