Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns)
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Misc. Food Puns
| 41. | Duncan sees donuts as his worst problem so he figures he dozen have to worry too much. | |
| 42. | My friend came around for dinner. We ate for 20 minutes, then he fainted again. A Low Key - Leeds
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| 43. | The smartest nut mixtures have some macadamia. | |
| 44. | When the butter melted, it was rendered useless. | |
| 45. | Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue. HMA - Liverpool
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| 46. | You gotta be careful of corn at night. They can be early creepy with their husky voices and seedy appearance. Why, they even cob right out and tell you to shuck it right to your face. Gurp - Washington
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| 47. | What's the funniest bunch of fruit? A pun-net of strawberries! |

