Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns) - page 5

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41. No yelling on weekdays if you eat my dessert, but I scream Sunday.
  2.5 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
42. Two carnivores eat steak when they meat.
  2.4 stars
reif - hawaii
43. The terrorist's oven was a weapon of mass convection.
  2.4 stars
Mikeius - California
44. The rotting food in the garbage can behind the restaurant was covered with flies. To the vectors go the spoils.
  2.3 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
45. I ate a curry that was so spicy it put me in a korma.
  2.3 stars
Bostan - Leeds
46. My vacuum flask is hopeless and it's a top of the range model - that's the only place it will keep anything warm.
  1.9 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
47. If zombies have to eat brains, does that make them obligate cognivores?
  1.9 stars
Michael Bauers - United States
48. The Greek god Pan loved cooking utensils.
  1.8 stars
PunGirl - Canada
49. After Thanksgiving dinner, I was as stuffed as a turkey!
  1.8 stars
50. I can spread, butter won't.
  1.4 stars

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