Puns about The Body (Head to Toe)

Subcategory: Head to Toe
1. I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.
  4.0 stars
2. I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
  4.0 stars
reif - hawaii
3. I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
  3.9 stars
The Punisher - Sydney
4. I always believed my body was a prison for me. I was right, in biology I learnt they were made of cells.
  3.8 stars
punstoppable - Brunei
5. The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.
  3.8 stars
6. I planned to find my watch today, but I didn't have the time.
  3.7 stars
7. Geometry shapes my life.
  3.6 stars
Vinnyvpuns - Denver Colorado
8. I tinted my hair today. It was the highlight of my day.
  3.5 stars
9. A no-fly zone prohibits zippers.
  3.4 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
10. Learning to walk in high heels will keep you on your toes.
  3.4 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country

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