Puns about The Body (Head to Toe)

Subcategory: Head to Toe
1. I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
reif - hawaii
4.1 stars
2. I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one. 4.0 stars
3. I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
The Punisher - Sydney
3.9 stars
4. I always believed my body was a prison for me. I was right, in biology I learnt they were made of cells.
punstoppable - Brunei
3.8 stars
5. The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus. 3.8 stars
6. I planned to find my watch today, but I didn't have the time. 3.7 stars
7. Geometry shapes my life.
Vinnyvpuns - Denver Colorado
3.6 stars
8. I tinted my hair today. It was the highlight of my day. 3.5 stars
9. A no-fly zone prohibits zippers.
Joseph Leff - Florida
3.4 stars
10. Learning to walk in high heels will keep you on your toes.
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
3.3 stars

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