Puns about The Body (Head to Toe)

Subcategory: Head to Toe

1.	Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
2.	As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'.
3.	Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.
4.	A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
5.	Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you.
6.	It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.
7.	It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face!
8.	Gravity, it's always putting everyone down.
9.	His girlfriend wanted him to slow down the car, but he put his foot down.
10.	I need to cut my fingernails before they get too out of hand.