Puns about The Body (Head to Toe)
Subcategory:
Head to Toe
| 1. | Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. | |
| 2. | As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'. | |
| 3. | Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'. | |
| 4. | A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper. | |
| 5. | Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you. | |
| 6. | It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed. | |
| 7. | It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face! | |
| 8. | Gravity, it's always putting everyone down. | |
| 9. | His girlfriend wanted him to slow down the car, but he put his foot down. | |
| 10. | I need to cut my fingernails before they get too out of hand. |

