Puns about The Body (Head to Toe)

Subcategory: Head to Toe

1.	Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
2.	Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.
3.	A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
4.	Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you.
5.	It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face!
6.	It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.
7.	As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'.
8.	Gravity, it's always putting everyone down.
9.	The ankle was an arch enemy of the heel because the heel had a sole that could neither toe the line nor keep instep. punundrum - NYC
10.	His girlfriend wanted him to slow down the car, but he put his foot down.