Puns about The Body (Head to Toe)
Subcategory:
Head to Toe
| 11. | A handlebar mustache may look ridiculous, but symmetrical eyelashes are even cilia. Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
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| 12. | The ankle was an arch enemy of the heel because the heel had a sole that could neither toe the line nor keep instep. punundrum - NYC
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| 13. | Vampires are always looking for their necks victim. | |
| 14. | Contacts are easy to lose, so keep your eyes on them. Daniel - Olympia, Washington
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| 15. | The headlines nobody likes are wrinkles. | |
| 16. | Make no bones about it but the ulna has a humerus side to it. punkinhead - CO
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| 17. | When you get a transfusion in a Taiwanese hospital, you receive Taipei blood. | |
| 18. | Time wounds all heels. | |
| 19. | If you say you have bad skin, I'd say that was a pore excuse. | |
| 20. | This old shoe is on its last leg. | |
