Puns about The Body (Head to Toe)

Subcategory: Head to Toe
21. Your nose is in the scenter of your face. 3.4 stars
22. Three fingers were willing to cooperate but the thumb and forefinger were opposed. 3.4 stars
23. Artificial knees and elbows were developed during a joint project. 3.4 stars
24. Being able to fit size 14 shoes is quite a feet. 3.4 stars
25. I couldn't stand to be without my legs.
Shawn - Canada
3.4 stars
26. An hourglass is a waist of time. 3.4 stars
27. What did the guy say, who needed the restroom, when he found someone blocking him? 'Urine my way'. 3.4 stars
28. A balding man and his hair are soon parted. 3.4 stars
29. Some people really enjoy blowing air out of their lungs - I'm not a fan myself.
Micky Pants - Wales
3.3 stars
30. If you have sticky buns you shouldn't put pants on. 3.3 stars
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