Puns about The Body (Head to Toe) - page 4

Subcategory: Head to Toe
31. His head may have been 12 inches long, but he didn't use it as a rule.
  2.7 stars
Rick - Dahlonega, GA
32. Way back when, I used to remember things by tying a string around my finger. Even then I had digital memory.
  2.7 stars
Doohickie - Fort Worth, TX
33. I hate needles, they're the vein of my existence.
  2.7 stars
34. Do beginner vampires go to batting practice?
  2.7 stars
darkwingdave - Puget Sound
35. A red blood count is a communist vampire.
  2.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
36. Last night I dreamt of a babbling brook. I had a stream of unconsciousness.
  2.6 stars
Tina - Hereford, AZ
37. He was so skinny, his shoulder-blade kept cutting his shirts.
  2.6 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
38. Slimmers are all losers.
  2.6 stars
Joe King - Belfast
39. I have a bad, bad pain in my toe, no gout about it.
  2.5 stars
Thull - Az
40. Don't you just hate it when folks that get hit in the head, jump to concussions?
  2.5 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska

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