Puns about The Body (Head to Toe) - page 5

Subcategory: Head to Toe
41. What do you do when you desperately need cheap clothes? Good Will Hunting.
  2.4 stars
42. When my granddaughter lost her baby molar she was demolarised and brushed the tooth fairy claim.
  2.3 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
43. This small hoodie fits pretty great, it's just hard to pull off.
  2.2 stars
Alex L - Vietnam
44. The new robotic cuspidor, despite its speed and efficiency, failed to meet my expectorations.
  2.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
45. They say it's easy to get your mind around introspection.
  2.1 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
46. To expectorate is bad grammar, because it is a spit infinitive.
  2.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
47. The man shed a tear as he saw his old storage space come down.
  2.0 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
48. Lungs are a pair of windbags.
  2.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
49. To stop snow from entering your mouth in a blizzard you should grit your teeth!
  1.6 stars
Hart Of Glass - Cambridge
50. I think my toothbrush has been stolen by a demon. Hells teeth!
  1.5 stars

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