Puns about The Body (Head to Toe) - page 5

Subcategory: Head to Toe
41. When my granddaughter lost her baby molar she was demolarised and brushed the tooth fairy claim.
  2.3 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
42. This small hoodie fits pretty great, it's just hard to pull off.
  2.3 stars
Alex L - Vietnam
43. The new robotic cuspidor, despite its speed and efficiency, failed to meet my expectorations.
  2.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
44. They say it's easy to get your mind around introspection.
  2.1 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
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45. To expectorate is bad grammar, because it is a spit infinitive.
  2.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
46. The man shed a tear as he saw his old storage space come down.
  2.0 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
47. Lungs are a pair of windbags.
  2.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
48. Some head hunters resort to skulduggery.
  1.9 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
49. To stop snow from entering your mouth in a blizzard you should grit your teeth!
  1.6 stars
Hart Of Glass - Cambridge
50. I think my toothbrush has been stolen by a demon. Hells teeth!
  1.5 stars

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