Puns about Technology (Hardware)
|1.||The dead batteries were given out free of charge.|
|2.||I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|3.||Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.
Richard Hemming - UK
|4.||The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
|5.||If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.|
|6.||Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.|
|7.||I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the kitchen. It's now in the sync.|
|8.||Yesterday I was on the computer, I couldn't find the Esc and I lost Ctrl.|
|9.||People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereotyping.
Caleb - Australia
|10.||My phone has to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts.|