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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. |
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Old doctors never die they just lose their patience. |
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They tried to save him with an I.V. but it was all in vein. |
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| 4. |
A cosmetic surgeon knows how to raise a few eyebrows. |
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A pediatrician is a doctor of little patients. |
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A doctor drank while putting on patients' casts. He was soon plastered. |
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| 7. |
Two podiatrists became arch rivals. |
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I couldn't decide which of two physicians to see. It was a paradox. |
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In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon, but he made the cut. |
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| 10. |
I didn't want to give the brain surgeon a piece of my mind. |
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