Puns about Health (Doctors)

1. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
  4.2 stars
2. Why did the doctor accept a new patient? He figured he might as well give him a shot.
  3.9 stars
3. The conversation between the brain surgeon and the anaesthesiologist was mind numbing.
  3.8 stars
Faiz - France
4. They tried to save him with an I.V. but it was all in vein.
  3.7 stars
5. I didn't want to give the brain surgeon a piece of my mind.
  3.5 stars
6. In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon, but he made the cut.
  3.5 stars
7. Two podiatrists became arch rivals.
  3.5 stars
8. When the doctor asked the editor how he was doing, he said he had a problem with his circulation.
  3.5 stars
Bill G - Central NJ
9. Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches.
  3.5 stars
10. The rise of the orthopedic doctor depends on the fall of the patients!
  3.4 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney

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