Puns about Health (Doctors) - page 2

11. A pediatrician is a doctor of little patients.
  3.4 stars
12. My hematologist said my outlook is good since I'm a B Positive type.
  3.4 stars
Ron - Beulah, ND
13. A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks.
  3.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
14. It was really crowded at the diet doctor's office but then it thinned out.
  3.3 stars
AnthonyD - Philadelphia PA
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15. I wanted to be a urologist, but I wasn't good enough. Oh well, I guess urethra got it or you don't.
  3.3 stars
arichw - Leeds, UK
16. I couldn't decide which of two physicians to see. It was a paradox.
  3.3 stars
17. After 5 years with the same chiropractor, I moved and had to change doctors. It was quite an adjustment.
  3.3 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
18. I went to my doctor and told the receptionist that I felt like a deck of cards. She said, 'Have a seat, and the doctor will deal with you when he can.'
  3.3 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
19. The cheap eye surgeon was always cutting corneas.
  3.2 stars
20. If your doctor is a quack, you have every right to duck him on the bill.
  3.2 stars
Paul - Ohio

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