Puns about Health (Doctors) - page 3

21. The doctor blood-tested secretarial candidates before hiring to eliminate type-O's.
  3.2 stars
22. Two surgeons had a heart to heart.
  3.2 stars
23. The doctor couldn't transfer the organs because he didn't have the guts to do it.
  3.2 stars
24. What part of the United States produces the largest number of cardiologists? The heartland.
  3.1 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
25. The most popular operation for orthopaedic surgeons is upper-leg surgery: very hip.
  3.1 stars
RJS - New Zealand
26. The doctor told the patient to use a Q-tip. It went in one ear and out the other.
  3.1 stars
Larry Levin - Woodridge IL
27. Dorothy's medical instructor was the Wizard of Gauze.
  3.1 stars
28. Aspiring physicians go to college and get indoctorinated.
  3.1 stars
29. The charges of the otolaryngologist was exorbitant, I had to pay through the nose!
  3.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
30. When a doctor got a bad cut the nurse said 'suture self'.
  3.0 stars

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