Puns about Health (Doctors) - page 4

31. A heart surgeon who also conducts music is a pace maker.
  3.0 stars
32. Never argue with your doctor. He has inside information.
  3.0 stars
33. What do you call a doctor who treats retired soldiers? A veteran-arian.
  3.0 stars
34. Do podiatrists ever use toe trucks? I know one that charges by the foot.
  3.0 stars
35. As a surgeon he was famous for his short cuts.
  3.0 stars
36. An offer of a free lunch was not enough to entice Freud to make a presentation at a Behaviourist Convention. He explained, 'There was nothing on the menu that was oedipal.'
  2.9 stars
Peter - Vancouver, Canada
37. His surgeon wanted to give him a free lobotomy saying, "think nothing of it".
  2.9 stars
38. Doctors take pains to prescribe relief.
  2.9 stars
39. Dr. Heimlich manoeuvred through the traffic choke-point near San Juan Capistrano and waited expectantly for a swallow.
  2.8 stars
JA - Houston
40. It's a cut-throat world working in the otolaryngologist's office.
  2.7 stars
Grant - North Carolina

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