Puns about Health (Misc. Practitioners)

Subcategory: Dentists · Doctors · Nurses · Psychiatrists · Misc. Practitioners · Medical and Health
1. Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.
  3.9 stars
Nick - Morenci, AZ
2. The only thing common between a stork and an obstetrician is the long bill.
  3.8 stars
Sundar - India
3. Never ask a podiatrist for conversions to metric - he only knows feet.
  3.8 stars
Grandpa Snowman - Illinois
4. The proctologist reassured the patient that his condition could be rectified.
  3.7 stars
Feathery - New York City
5. Optometrists live long because they dilate.
  3.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
6. My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep. I knew I was destined for osteology. I could feel it in my bones.
  3.7 stars
punstir - NYC
7. This is what I like about chiropractors. They always have your back.
  3.7 stars
Maurice Negrete - Greensboro, NC
8. The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness.
  3.6 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
9. The most important thing to know about becoming a urologist is that you have to be able to go with the flow.
  3.5 stars
10. I chose my gastroenterologist based on gut feeling.
  3.5 stars

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