Puns about Health (Misc. Practitioners) - page 2

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11. A chiropractor's patients must crack under pressure.
  3.5 stars
12. My insurance did not cover acupuncture, so I got stuck with the bill.
  3.5 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
13. A chiropractor is a lumbar jack.
  3.5 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
14. Lacking proper instruments, the surgeon had to resect a bowel using plumber's tools - it was a gut-wrenching experience.
  3.5 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
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15. I simply must find a new podiatrist. My podiatrist has developed such a callus attitude.
  3.5 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
16. An optometrist told his patient: 'It appears your vision is improving!' 'Really?' replied the patient. 'Must be the luck of the iris.'
  3.5 stars
17. I had an appointment with the chiropractor, but I backed out.
  3.4 stars
Bryce - Burnsville, NC
18. My parents had back to back appointments at the chiropractor.
  3.4 stars
19. The orthopaedist slipped outside for a break.
  3.4 stars
20. The orthopedist said that working with fractures isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
  3.4 stars
MikeyC - Fresno, CA

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