Puns about Health (Misc. Practitioners) - page 4

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31. The surgeon failed to repair his own ruptured pericardium because his heart just wasn't in it.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
32. The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
33. I visited an acupuncturist today. I was done in under an hour, he was quick and to the point.
  3.1 stars
Daunte - Colorado
34. There is no point in going to an acupuncturist, if you don't pin your hopes on him for full recovery.
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
35. The optometrist moonlighted as a jazz musician so he could continue to improve-eyes.
  3.0 stars
David Gruber - CA, U.S.A.
36. The proctologist quit his job because it gave him tunnel vision.
  2.9 stars
37. The Biomedical Engineer didn't have the heart to check the EKG machine.
  2.9 stars
38. The anesthesiologist's computer has an ethernet connection.
  2.8 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
39. The pediatrician was a real kidder.
  2.8 stars
40. When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel.
  2.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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