Puns about Health (Misc. Practitioners) - page 5

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41. Dermatologists are very competitive. They all have skin in the game.
  2.7 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
42. That podiatrist is very sneaky. Give him an arch, he will take a foot.
  2.6 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
43. The dermatologist and his wife enjoyed the backyard BBQ, while their children played a game of skin tag.
  2.6 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
44. I need Gestalt reasoning like I need a whole in the head.
  2.6 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
45. A plastic surgeon who specializes in breast implants is a front end manager.
  2.4 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
46. Did you hear about the podiatrist who got his floor tiled? He got a bad case of degrout.
  2.3 stars
47. As a drug counselor, I get clients by reeferal.
  2.3 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
48. I was going to have my hernia operation last June, but the surgeon was on summer hiatus.
  2.3 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
49. I was saddened to learn that my neighbor, who is a respiratory therapist, expired last week.
  2.2 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
50. Doctor Otto Focus represented the very squintessence of bad optometry.
  2.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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