Puns about Health (Medical and Health) - page 2

Subcategory: Dentists · Doctors · Nurses · Psychiatrists · Misc. Practitioners · Medical and Health
11. I used to work at a hospital, but I got sick of it.
  3.7 stars
12. My wife has a cold. This morning she woke up and had her morning coughy.
  3.6 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
13. I don't understand what the point of acupuncture is.
  3.6 stars
Tommy - Corvallis, OR
14. The podiatry book used footnotes while the proctology book used endnotes.
  3.6 stars
15. A friend of mine found out he has the bird flu. He thinks he was a victim of fowl plague.
  3.6 stars
RB - Norfolk, VA
16. The best thing to carry with you when you start feeling tired is a knapsack.
  3.5 stars
Punstigator - Detroit
17. My wife is feeling better after getting her appendix removed. Unfortunately, she will never be able to reference this chapter of her life.
  3.4 stars
Barry Cherney - Rochester NY
18. Why was the broom having a bad day? He didn't get enough sweep.
  3.4 stars
McKenna - Big Rapids, MI
19. I was just diagnosed as having a hernia. My wife and kids are setting up a truss fund.
  3.4 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
20. I didn't have the faintest idea as to why I passed out.
  3.4 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY

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