Puns about Health (Medical and Health) - page 3

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21. The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind.
  3.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
22. This year's flu is going viral.
  3.3 stars
Ascari - Newfoundland
23. I got this new chapstick the other day. It's the balm!
  3.2 stars
24. When I suffered a groin injury I became quite testy.
  3.2 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
25. When a woman returns new clothing, that's post traumatic dress syndrome.
  3.2 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
26. The feather dancer was rushed to the hospital. Her boa constricted her.
  3.2 stars
Wordsworth - California
27. I'm prone to lying.
  3.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
28. My mate swallowed a cordless vacuum cleaner, they took him to hospital and he is picking up nicely.
  3.2 stars
29. The optometrist ran for mayor because he was a visionary.
  3.2 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
30. Did you hear about the man who was jabbed in the back with a set of keys? His back locked up.
  3.1 stars
Steve Ryan - Melbourne

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