Puns about Health (Medical and Health) - page 5

Subcategory: Dentists · Doctors · Nurses · Psychiatrists · Misc. Practitioners · Medical and Health
41. Trichinosis offers eaters of raw pork two choices: cease and desist, or cyst and decease.
  2.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
42. Many people suffer terribly from hay fever. Isn't this news simply a pollen?
  2.6 stars
43. For relief during cosmetic surgery they use an aesthetic.
  2.5 stars
Owen - Auckland
44. Which illness are witches most prone to? Crone's disease.
  2.5 stars
RJS - New Zealand
45. My coach got stung by a bee. The next day he had hives.
  2.5 stars
46. When I got an inoculation, it was like a shot in the arm.
  2.3 stars
47. I'm struggling to catch my breath while I'm struggling to lose my breadth.
  2.3 stars
GRR - Seattle
48. Is rheumatism something you only hear about?
  1.9 stars
49. A dermatologist is a flesh man.
  1.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
50. Having been diagnosed with a hernia has bothered me to my core.
  1.5 stars
Toycoon - Skokie

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