Puns about Business (Stores)

Subcategory: Stores · Buying and Selling · Trading and Currency · Banking and Finance
1. Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.
Craig - West Chester Pa
3.9 stars
2. Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. 3.8 stars
3. At a pet store: 'buy one dog, get one flea'. 3.7 stars
4. The liquor store advertised, 'We De-Liver.'
Nicole - Chicago, IL
3.7 stars
5. There was a shootout in The Gap. There were many casual-tees. 3.6 stars
6. A man walked into a chimney store and asked 'How much for this one?'. The salesman replied 'It's on the house.'
Sey - NZ
3.6 stars
7. When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken. 3.6 stars
8. A music store had a small sign which read: Bach in a Minuet. 3.5 stars
9. The price of shingles is going through the roof. 3.5 stars
10. Sign on a broken perfume bottle, "Out of odor".
melman - kyusa
3.5 stars
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