Puns about Business (Stores)
|1.||Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
riahl - mn
|2.||There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
Ron - Eldora, IA
|3.||Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
Kap'n Klystron - Suffern, NY
|4.||The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
TwoPynts - Florida
|5.||The use of drones to deliver magazines will certainly raise some issues.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
|6.||Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.
Craig - West Chester Pa
|7.||Economic experts report that while cactus sales have spiked, aquarium sales have tanked.
Faiz - France
|8.||There was a shootout in The Gap. There were many casual-tees.|
|9.||The liquor store advertised, 'We De-Liver.'
Nicole - Chicago, IL
|10.||A man walked into a chimney store and asked 'How much for this one?'. The salesman replied 'It's on the house.'
Sey - NZ