Puns about Business (Stores)

1. The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
TwoPynts - Florida
4.0 stars
2. Eager for some bargains, she was itching to get to the flea market.
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
4.0 stars
3. Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
riahl - mn
3.9 stars
4. There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
Ron - Eldora, IA
3.9 stars
5. Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
Kap'n Klystron - Suffern, NY
3.8 stars
6. You know prices are rising when you buy a winter jacket and even down is up.
Joe - Granite Falls, NC
3.7 stars
7. Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.
Craig - West Chester Pa
3.7 stars
8. The use of drones to deliver magazines will certainly raise some issues.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.7 stars
9. Economic experts report that while cactus sales have spiked, aquarium sales have tanked.
Faiz - France
3.7 stars
10. The liquor store advertised, 'We De-Liver.'
Nicole - Chicago, IL
3.6 stars

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