Puns about Business (Stores)

1. The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
  4.0 stars
TwoPynts - Florida
2. Eager for some bargains, she was itching to get to the flea market.
  4.0 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
3. Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
  3.9 stars
riahl - mn
4. There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
  3.9 stars
Ron - Eldora, IA
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5. You know prices are rising when you buy a winter jacket and even down is up.
  3.9 stars
Joe - Granite Falls, NC
6. Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
  3.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Suffern, NY
7. Economic experts report that while cactus sales have spiked, aquarium sales have tanked.
  3.8 stars
Faiz - France
8. Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.
  3.7 stars
Craig - West Chester Pa
9. The use of drones to deliver magazines will certainly raise some issues.
  3.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
10. The liquor store advertised, 'We De-Liver.'
  3.6 stars
Nicole - Chicago, IL

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