Puns about Business (Stores)

1.	Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
2.	Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents. Craig - West Chester Pa
3.	The liquor store advertised, 'We De-Liver.' Nicole - Chicago, IL
4.	At a pet store: 'buy one dog, get one flea'.
5.	When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.
6.	A man walked into a chimney store and asked 'How much for this one?'. The salesman replied 'It's on the house.' Sey - NZ
7.	The price of shingles is going through the roof.
8.	Sign on a broken perfume bottle, "Out of odor". melman - kyusa
9.	A music store had a small sign which read: Bach in a Minuet.
10.	There was a shootout in The Gap. There were many casual-tees.