Puns about Business (Stores) - page 4

31. When Plato discovered he was out of food, he decided to go shop at the stoa.
  3.0 stars
Sam - Stamford, CT
32. The jeweler pinned his hopes on broaching the argument first.
  2.9 stars
33. The window company said it was pane full to reduce prices but they want to sill any deal possible.
  2.9 stars
34. Old calendars are outdated.
  2.9 stars
JA - Houston
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35. After carelessly plucking her eyelashes while shopping for a corsage, Rose couldn't see the florist because of the tweeze.
  2.9 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
36. Trophy shops often will give customers floss with their purchase to eliminate plaque problems.
  2.9 stars
punnyfrank - Newberg, Oregon
37. I saw a poster for a company offering free quotes, so I called them and asked for something profound.
  2.8 stars
Eodnhoj - Edinburgh
38. So, how's the flower business going? Oh, it's blossoming quite nicely.
  2.7 stars
39. I searched for designer compression stockings. My wife says it is because I'm so vein.
  2.7 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
40. When Socrates needed to buy food he went to the grocery stoa.
  2.7 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa

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