Puns about Business (Stores) - page 4

31. Old calendars are outdated.
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JA - Houston
32. The jeweler pinned his hopes on broaching the argument first.
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33. The window company said it was pane full to reduce prices but they want to sill any deal possible.
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34. After carelessly plucking her eyelashes while shopping for a corsage, Rose couldn't see the florist because of the tweeze.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
35. Trophy shops often will give customers floss with their purchase to eliminate plaque problems.
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punnyfrank - Newberg, Oregon
36. I saw a poster for a company offering free quotes, so I called them and asked for something profound.
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Eodnhoj - Edinburgh
37. So, how's the flower business going? Oh, it's blossoming quite nicely.
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38. I searched for designer compression stockings. My wife says it is because I'm so vein.
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Toycoon - Skokie
39. When Socrates needed to buy food he went to the grocery stoa.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
40. A range-finder is a person who goes shopping for a new stove.
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Adele - Bohemia, NY

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