Puns about Business (Stores) - page 5

41. My cousin works in a chocolate shop. He works behind the bar.
  2.6 stars
A purson - Malaysia
42. The predatory prawn shop skinned many an octopus alive and put a lot of suckers on squid roe.
  2.6 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
43. The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale.
  2.6 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
44. When you buy at the second hand store you've reached the point of no returns.
  2.5 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
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45. You won't feel the squeeze with this great juicer deal.
  2.3 stars
46. A silk tie can make a winsome Windsor.
  2.3 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
47. Why don't they have mirrors at the self-checkout lines in the grocery stores? It doesn't reflect well on management.
  2.2 stars
Earle - Colorado
48. Economists report that garden centers are attempting to stem a fall in the sales of fresh flowers.
  2.0 stars
Faiz - France
49. During the Christmas shopping season the department store staff became bow legged after wrapping hundreds of gifts.
  2.0 stars
50. I was going to buy a sweet shop but it would have cost me hundreds and thousands.
  1.5 stars
the mad hatter - doncaster

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