Puns about People (Families)

Subcategory: Families · Girls and Guys · Love and Marriage · Military · Politicians · Occupations · Royalty
1. I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
Andy - Corvallis, OR
4.0 stars
2. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
Irish Limbo - Auckland
4.0 stars
3. The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir. 3.9 stars
4. People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
Adele - Bohemia, NY
3.9 stars
5. Arranging Goliath's funeral was a giant undertaking.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.8 stars
6. My daughter asked me if I was having fun doing the laundry. I replied, 'Loads.'
RB - Norfolk, VA
3.8 stars
7. When I promise to come up with a maternity pun, I deliver!
Ricardo - Illinois
3.7 stars
8. I heard Einstein got along well with his parents ... relatively speaking.
Samantha - Highland, NY
3.6 stars
9. Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep.
baracouda8 - Bradford, UK
3.6 stars
10. I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift. 3.6 stars

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