Puns about People (Families)

Subcategory: Families · Girls and Guys · Love and Marriage · Military · Politicians · Occupations · Royalty
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
  4.0 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
2. I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
  4.0 stars
Andy - Corvallis, OR
3. The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir.
  3.9 stars
4. People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
  3.9 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
5. Arranging Goliath's funeral was a giant undertaking.
  3.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
6. My daughter asked me if I was having fun doing the laundry. I replied, 'Loads.'
  3.8 stars
RB - Norfolk, VA
7. When I promise to come up with a maternity pun, I deliver!
  3.7 stars
Ricardo - Illinois
8. I heard Einstein got along well with his parents ... relatively speaking.
  3.6 stars
Samantha - Highland, NY
9. I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift.
  3.6 stars
10. This year I made my Christmas wreath out of Franklin Fir branches. I really like a wreath of Franklin.
  3.5 stars
Dave P - Florida

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