Puns about People (Families)
Subcategory: Families · Girls and Guys · Love and Marriage · Military · Politicians · Occupations · Royalty
|1.||I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
Andy - Corvallis, OR
|2.||Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
Irish Limbo - Auckland
|3.||The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir.|
|4.||People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
Adele - Bohemia, NY
|5.||Arranging Goliath's funeral was a giant undertaking.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
|6.||My daughter asked me if I was having fun doing the laundry. I replied, 'Loads.'
RB - Norfolk, VA
|7.||The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.
JA - Houston
|8.||I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift.|
|9.||Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep.
baracouda8 - Bradford, UK
|10.||I heard Einstein got along well with his parents ... relatively speaking.
Samantha - Highland, NY