Puns about People (Families) - page 4

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31. When the diva's vacuum cleaner broke, she refused to use a broom because it just wouldn't be Hoover.
  2.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
32. An heir is someone with a descent wage.
  2.8 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
33. The mother kangaroo tried to instill good financial habits in her baby. She told him to pocket all his allowance.
  2.8 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
34. What is the most non-confrontational age of kids? When they benign.
  2.7 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
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35. After the winter thaw, the entire neighborhood was able to start a slush fund for next year.
  2.7 stars
36. To the flat dwellers finding a level playing field was a complex issue!
  2.7 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
37. Because they moved into an apartment, they didn't need to cut the grass any mow.
  2.6 stars
elaine - bc
38. My wife's dad spends a lot of time in the bathroom. He is my Father in Loo.
  2.6 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
39. Did you hear about the builder, who was retiring, and said to his Son, 'This is all yours now, son.' His son said, sadly, 'I dunno, dad. You're a hard hat to follow!'
  2.6 stars
HEIDI 65 - DERBY, UK
40. Labor contracts come just before childbirth.
  2.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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