Puns about People (Families) - page 4

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31. When the diva's vacuum cleaner broke, she refused to use a broom because it just wouldn't be Hoover.
  2.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
32. An heir is someone with a descent wage.
  2.8 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
33. The mother kangaroo tried to instill good financial habits in her baby. She told him to pocket all his allowance.
  2.8 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
34. What is the most non-confrontational age of kids? When they benign.
  2.7 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
35. To the flat dwellers finding a level playing field was a complex issue!
  2.7 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
36. Because they moved into an apartment, they didn't need to cut the grass any mow.
  2.6 stars
elaine - bc
37. My wife's dad spends a lot of time in the bathroom. He is my Father in Loo.
  2.6 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
38. After the winter thaw, the entire neighborhood was able to start a slush fund for next year.
  2.6 stars
39. Did you hear about the builder, who was retiring, and said to his Son, 'This is all yours now, son.' His son said, sadly, 'I dunno, dad. You're a hard hat to follow!'
  2.6 stars
HEIDI 65 - DERBY, UK
40. Labor contracts come just before childbirth.
  2.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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