Puns about People (Families)

71.	My two uncles bet who would get married first. Then one upped the ante.
72.	A boy who instinctively waves at people has a natural hi.
73.	Teaching your kids in the heat of the moment is bad heir-conditioning.
74.	They had a two-door car and a Tudor house.
75.	She had a sweet disposition until the bitter end.
76.	A boy saving up for a car has a lot of driving ambition.
77.	I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize. Toycoon - Skokie, IL
78.	The babysitter had several charges to take care of.
79.	Upon discovering her children playing with matches their mother was flaming mad.
80.	A little boy was so full of energy that even when he read a book it was a hyper text.