Puns about People (Girls and Guys) - page 3

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21. Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space.
  3.2 stars
22. Old-flames are rekindled by a burning desire!
  3.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
23. Helicopter rescue pilots have the most successful pick-up lines.
  3.2 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
24. I was about to have an affair with Amanda Lynn but there were strings attached.
  3.2 stars
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25. When his wife demanded that he give up polo, he decided to chukker.
  3.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
26. I went to prom with a broken leg. During the slow dances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her.
  3.2 stars
Laurence - Woodridge, IL, USA
27. I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
  3.2 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
28. Why did the inclined plane refuse to divorce the fulcrum? He couldn't lever.
  3.1 stars
David - Cazenovia, NY
29. Crane drivers have uplifting pick-up lines.
  3.1 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
30. She only dated hairy men, so I grew a beard to be hirsuter.
  3.1 stars
edc - Westport

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