Puns about People (Girls and Guys) - page 5

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41. Tired well worn expressions need to be phrased out of the language.
  2.5 stars
Michadel - New Zealand
42. My new girlfriend and I are moving together into a tree house, I hope we won't fall out.
  2.5 stars
SBA - Uganda
43. He's got a phonographic memory. He repeats the exact same old lines like a scratched record.
  2.5 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
44. I was into this dude named Berry but it turned out he wasn't ripe for me.
  2.4 stars
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45. Have you ever wondered why baseball players get girlfriends? They're great at hitting it off.
  2.4 stars
46. I tried to get friendly with the archer's daughter, butt after he threatened to clout and nock me about, I decided to bow out.
  2.4 stars
RJS - New Zealand
47. Valentine's Day is pure cupidity.
  2.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
48. Things can go either way at a kissing gate.
  2.0 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
49. I've just started dating a ring. She's a keeper.
  1.9 stars
50. How did I meet Eve you ask? I rescued her from a gutter.
  1.7 stars
punnyfrank - Newberg, Oregon

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