Puns about People (Love and Marriage)

1.	To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.
2.	It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
3.	When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.
4.	Let's talk about rights and lefts. You're right so I left.
5.	An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
6.	What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope.
7.	She was the apple of his eye and he liked to sit down be cider.
8.	To many girls the word 'marriage' has a nice ring to it.
9.	When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift apart.
10.	With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.