Puns about People (Love and Marriage) - page 3

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21. I don't recommend dating bridge builders, they have truss issues.
  3.1 stars
lswendse - Honolulu, HI
22. When a psychic showed me the girl I'll marry, it was love at second sight.
  3.1 stars
23. A husband and wife argued over the weather, but it soon blew over.
  3.1 stars
24. His wife asked him to remove a picture from over the fireplace. It was an off-the-wall remark.
  3.1 stars
25. He tried to sell me glass with imperfections in it, but I saw through it.
  3.1 stars
26. After injuring my upper arm and wearing an ice pack, my wife accused me of giving her the cold shoulder.
  3.0 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
27. The bridegroom got to the church when he was supposed to. He was at the rite place at the rite time.
  3.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
28. I pricked my finger badly while trying to find a needle in my wife's sewing box. It was a crewel turn of events.
  3.0 stars
RJS - New Zealand
29. My Uncle refused to obey his controlling wife, proving to be most defy-aunt.
  3.0 stars
30. When he proposed to her, she found it very engaging.
  3.0 stars

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